Rumours says that there will come an spaceship with aliens to London tomorrow. Say what!? There been aliens on earth for a long long time now, you just cant see them, fools! Stupid fools! And as Ed would say: "Fucking retards!".
A spaceship in the darkest of nights cruising around, using its rights flashes with lights of every colour stupid NASA, just have to follow aliens already know what's in their mind stupid NASA, their mission is a crime.
Peace and love to all you aliens out there! And watch out for NASA!