Rumours says that there will come an spaceship with aliens to London tomorrow. Say what!? There been aliens on earth for a long long time now, you just cant see them, fools! Stupid fools! And as Ed would say: "Fucking retards!".
Woho, there may have been water on Mars. The smart dudes means that due that fact, there could be life on Mars. But hey, who the hell cares about little stupid shit-things in the water when there are aliens right among us! Everywhere, aliens, aliens, aliens! You just cant see them, you totally cant see them.